Oh, De Doo-Dah News!

Actual headlines from the Detroit Free Press that can be sung to the tune of "Camptown Races" (followed, of course, by "doo-dah, doo-dah").

• School board fails to vote again
• Yankees 2, Athletics 1
• Longtime movie critic dead
• Tigers trade for bullpen help
• Future nurses go to camp
• Phelps ends meet with three more wins
• Where to see red, white and boom
• Weak link in Katrina fix
• Cemetery suspect stuck
• Miller, Grilli come up short
• Chrysler's China plan a go
• Bystander dies; woman sought